10 notes December 12, 2011 In which we make very sure that Tony Danza is alive Stacey:Is Tony Danza dead? Me:Not...that I know of? Why? Stacey:Just asking. Me:Cursory Google turns up nothing. Nothing on wiki or twitter either Stacey:Noted. Good. I like him. Me:But the amount of "hold me closer tony danza" tweets that come up is frightening. Who said he was dead? Stacey:No one. I just haven't heard anything about him in a while. Me:So you were just concerned for his wellbeing? Stacey:Exactly. Filed under chat stacey hold me closer tony danza
Notes August 10, 2010 In which we mourn the death of romance (also, show off our potty mouths) Me:So, he just facebook poked me. I mean, really? We're doing this now? Stacey:Well, a poke's a poke, right? Ha! Me:God, sometimes I hate living in the 21st century. What happened to wooing? Giving a girl letters, and handkerchiefs, and shit. Stacey:What the fuck are you supposed to do with a handkerchief? Seriously? Now, a poke on the other hand... Me:Handkerchiefs are disgusting, sure, but it's what they represent. I want a symbolic handkerchief, dammit. Is that so much to ask? Stacey:I'll woo you ;) Fuck, I'll even make you a CD! Me:Yes! A CD. Mixtapes, like handkerchiefs, are so last century. Can we drink a milkshake with two straws? Stacey:In a dodgy diner? Anytime. *rowr* Me:Your milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard, after all. Stacey:It's on. Two straws - one milkshake ♥ Me:MUCH better than two girls one cup. Filed under chat stacey
Notes September 13, 2009 In which we pretty much only make sense to ourselves Stacey:i know, i'm like jesus! Me:whahahahahahahaha except, you know, without the robe or the beard or the disgusting hippy sandals. Stacey:those sandals are making a comeback, i'll have you know jesus-the trendsetter Me:you could be the sexy version of jesus Stacey:what if god (and/or jesus) was one of us... Me:just a slob, like one of us? Stacey:yes. i wouldn't be the slob version. cos i'm the sexy version. obviously. Me:duh. you're bringing sexy jesus back omg it's a conspiracy jesus and jt are in it together Stacey:oh. my. SHIT! whatever! imagine if jesus looked like jt? Me:i would find religion so fast it would make your head spin Filed under chat stacey
