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gordonshumway:

“Pee Wee Herman is marketing and selling an Abstinence Ring.
No, really.
Will the last person off the planet turn the lights out? I think we’re done here.”

I’m thinking this is totally redundant; since wearing a Pee-wee Herman ring pretty much guarantees you’re probably not going to get laid in any case.

gordonshumway:

“Pee Wee Herman is marketing and selling an Abstinence Ring.

No, really.

Will the last person off the planet turn the lights out? I think we’re done here.”

I’m thinking this is totally redundant; since wearing a Pee-wee Herman ring pretty much guarantees you’re probably not going to get laid in any case.

  1. sendchocolate reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    Speechless. Really. Last sign of Armageddon?
  2. tj reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    Sure, it’s $20, but it comes with a free bottle of lotion...a $10 Fandango gift...
  3. adsinfinitum reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    I’m thinking this...totally redundant; since wearing a Pee-wee Herman ring pretty much...
  4. pseudocolin reblogged this from gordonshumway