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In which we make very sure that Tony Danza is alive

Stacey:
Is Tony Danza dead?
Me:
Not...that I know of?
Why?
Stacey:
Just asking.
Me:
Cursory Google turns up nothing.
Nothing on wiki or twitter either
Stacey:
Noted. Good. I like him.
Me:
But the amount of "hold me closer tony danza" tweets that come up is frightening.
Who said he was dead?
Stacey:
No one. I just haven't heard anything about him in a while.
Me:
So you were just concerned for his wellbeing?
Stacey:
Exactly.

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The song makes references to a “Shawty” in a club who is wearing Apple Bottom jeans and boots with fur. “Shawty” also wears baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the straps. The lyrics repeatedly suggest that Shawty is extremely attractive and possesses great skill in dancing provocatively. In particular, the song describes one of her more memorable dance sequences as giving her buttocks (colloquially referred to as a booty) a smack prior to “getting low”.
This is why I heart Wikipedia.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: EVERYBODY, STOP WALKING. NOBODY MOVE FOR A MINUTE. I DROPPED MY NOSE. LOOK DOWN BY YOUR FEET. IT’S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. Sorry if your ears just started bleeding. That would be the fault of my nuclear-strength squee.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

EVERYBODY, STOP WALKING. NOBODY MOVE FOR A MINUTE.

I DROPPED MY NOSE.

LOOK DOWN BY YOUR FEET. IT’S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

Sorry if your ears just started bleeding. That would be the fault of my nuclear-strength squee.

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Depressing Cover of Already Depressing Song of the day. Slow Moving Millie’s spare, beautiful take on the Smiths’ “Please, Please, Please…”

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CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE

LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: THIS IS AMAZING
LouisTheCat: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE
RickDickens77: Well, it’s not really.. I mean, you can use it for certain things, but usually people don’t use it because it looks like yelling.
LouisTheCat: I KNOW ITS PERFECT
LouisTheCat: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
LouisTheCat: ALL THE TIME

Louis vs. Rick: The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging. (h/t kottke)

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